BREAKING NEWS: Does Santa Have Gynecomastia?

This must be true—I read it on Twitter! According to Santa’s personal physician, Dr. Nick Weihnachtsstrumpf, Santa may be suffering with gynecomastia—also called man boobs, moobs, and other unfortunate terms. Is this possible?? Gynecomastia is often tied to obesity, and we know that Santa is carrying a few extra pounds. But did you know that…